If this doesn't make you cum in your pants... I6m9-Dret0U ...you're: a) a girl 2) not wearing pants iii) more than a month into a course of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors  ...

... the report, GAME said it doesn't comment on rumour or speculation, but will address the closure of the financial crisis soon.   [Source: MCV / GAME]  ...

... cycle convention. Beyond that we do not comment on rumors or speculation." Kind of sheds a massive 'nothing but rumour' light on MCV now doesn't it.   Now before Microsoft gave a retort, I was going ...

... despite being built on the same engine as FIFA 12 and even though the graphics are virtually identical the gameplay doesn't resemble anything like it. The controls are fantastic and work very well. When ...

... him really special besides the aesthetic of him. One is that, unlike most of the enemies, he's completely fearless. He doesn't have a sense of self-preservation so he'll just keep coming at you and ...

... of a 100% sync. The more in-sync you get, the more you fill your sync bar. Within each mission, each activity you complete has a value. A new notoriety system is more hidden and doesn't penalize you ...

... discover their effects and create potions and poisons. If all that doesn't keep you busy for about 300 hours, then perhaps the visuals will keep your attention.  On the PS3, the game displays at ...

... that?  It's a cumbersome name and doesn't seem to live up to any next-gen hype, so I think it's out.  Xbox 3 is out too, because the PS3 is getting long in the tooth as well and it wouldn't be good marketing ...

... a building, the game goes one way; if the character doesn't, it goes another. It keeps you very nimble. I think that's the biggest, and the most fun, lesson I've been getting. We're being really, really ...

... in style and gameplay "those elements of speed and action that are the key words for us, though that doesn't necessarily mean we're going to stick to the same route in our next game".   How do you ...

... reports are indeed based on the grindings coming from the rumour mill, will see Microsoft "going the Apple route". Thurrott doesn't mean the actual console design will resemble that of a delicious fruit ...

... prat girating and jumping around like fool in a very confined space. The game doesn't impress me either in gameplay and graphics looking instead like a bit of a cash in on a system that isn't even considered ...

... That to me doesn't sound good, why would you want to buy something that will make the goods look poorer than the original hardware?. This news of a 3DS conference comes hot off the heals of the shock ...

...  The video appears to have been directed in a style similar to a Michael Bay film, which doesn't say much for it, as it looks very intense with bullets and bangs galore!. Apart from that, it will no ...

    They say (whoever they are) that bigger doesn't always have to be better. Someone might want to tell THQ that as they are using the slogan "bigger, badder, better" to promote their new attempt ...

... at a big boss fight, we will see W, S, A, D making an exercise for "who is the quickest?". An now, to wander off. This is not a review in the true meaning of the word, it doesn't have to be. I'd have ...

... sod, so what doesn't appeal to me, may in fact appeal to a younger generation. I'm sure this game really is fantastic for small kids.  ...

... I can gather) just seems to be 'meh'. The trailer ends on a rather dramatic, yet blank note, which doesn't leave the audience in any better position to judge what it was they just watched. Also in the ...

... finger obliterate part of the screen doesn't matter as it does in many other iOS offerings. What adds to the longevity of the game (it has four worlds with thirty 'rooms' in each world) is the ...

... choice," said DeMartini, "Just because a gamer chooses to play Battlefield 3 doesn't preclude them from playing another shooter game, just as the fact that I'm on Facebook doesn't mean I don't also use ...

... that allows players to control a series of games using their urine to control the on-screen action." (Source) *sigh* Anyway, let's see what SEGA has in store for us. Fingers crossed that it doesn't have ...

Now, I've lost my Sims 3 disc, but evidently, that doesn't matter, because Sims 3 Pets is a standalone game that rides on the (coat-)tails of Nintendogs + Cats by allowing you to play exclusively with ...

... genitals glint in the same light that shone over Soul Calibur IV and the poly count doesn't seem to have improved either.  As you might be able to tell, I'm staunchly unimpressed with this trailer ...

... time you hears a release date for a big game that's nearly a year away?  Exactly, it doesn't happen often and when it does, it means that something big is coming.  Like the rumblings of the earth before ...

One of the biggest barriers for touchscreen gaming – for console-esq experiences – is the lack of tactile buttons. Slipping and sliding over what feels like a forced control scheme doesn't do it for ...

... That is of course only if playing and writing doesn't effect the game's performance at all… [Source That Video Game Blog] ...

... Gunner should be coming towards the end of the month just in time to clear the air for Santa. Wait a minute, who doesn't exist? [Source Destructoid] ...

... distant future?  Might we perhaps be playing the next Call of Duty game on Xbox 360, PS3 and Apple TV?  We know that the Mac doesn't work terribly well as a gaming device; it has its flaws, but ...

... it like that doesn't sound very simple but it was meant to be about creativity and exploration. Then comes along LittleBigPlanet 2 which promises to completely blow its predecessor out of the (DLC) water ...

... that’s an idea I’m not comfortable with. The perfect game doesn’t exist. It will never exist. But the games industry should never fall on its side and snooze their time through their years. They should ...

... indeed the sounds.  Pixelly and pleasing to behold, it doesn't overcomplicate things with its art style and indeed there is an awful lot of detail, pixels providing and some of the objects are remarkably ...

... to get on okay without worrying is a good thing, but it is there and I only noticed it when I was looking for my grenade launcher, which, I'm afraid, doesn't make the same noise as in Tomb Raider II.  ...

  Eurogamer Spain confirmed it today - Europe is getting the shaft, again. Mainland Europe won't be able to make much use of Kinect because the peripheral's voice recognition functionality will be ...

... especially the other big-name Nintendo franchises like Metroid: Other M and Donkey Kong Country: Returns. Though my ‘glass half full’ approach doesn’t change the fact I would prefer to be playing it sooner ...

... quite odd though. The downloadable additions doesn't end at online play either. Between October and December, five more DLC packs will be released with the first three extending the gameplay with new ...

  Click here to see the trailer! Not owning an Xbox or Xbox 360 makes me less informed about anything Halo than I'd like to be, but that doesn't mean I can't tell when something epic is cookin'. ...

... the console off doesn’t really work, but the console does look nice and I want one in red.  ...

Xbox 360's Summer of Arcade doesn't start with a bang but more of a low pitch rumble, drawing your attention to something special. In this case, it's Playdead's LIMBO. With childlike whimsy, the game ...

... horses, turtles, hamsters and many other types. The game also allows a feature for those really hardcore about it, to spend their real money by entering their debit/credit card details online. It doesn't ...

... a release date of September 20th which seems a little odd as it’s a Monday and doesn’t fit with either the US or UK’s regular release days of a Tuesday or Friday. Nevertheless it’s been confirmed and ...

... the 3DS doesn't need 3D glasses. The next Zelda gets a hefty explanation and demo too that, on stage, may have been plagued with technical difficulties but still looked like a lot of fun. Read on to see ...

... Zing Kinect! Nearly 40 developers working on PS Move games. New game Sorcery shown. Fantasy setting with a youthful wizard and his magic wand. PS Move controls the wand. Pretty cool but doesn't seem ...

... Tells the Xbox to pause and it does. Tells it to play and it continues. Looks real, doesn't look fact either. More movement of hands to navigate. Works really well. Video Kinect revealed. Like party ...

... the first time, a platform holder will have a handheld more powerful than their home console. Since the existing DS is so very popular, it doesn't come as much surprise Nintendo's technical strengths will ...

... (and so on) to give them. The range of options isn't that vast, but for a demo I highly doubted they would be. The choice of characters doesn't actually affect the game itself, but it does include multiplayer, ...

... slows down the action resulting in a highly dramatic near miss. Now Wake is set. He knows how to kill these things but doesn't know what they are. That all comes later as do some other, larger less-human ...

... until a formal announcement is made at the announcement time, all points about all titles are not finalized." But doesn't that just mean the same? He hasn't actually said it isn't happening and it sounds ...

... (formatted, of course!).  This means you don't have to worry about faffing around with memory units and can play 400-odd original Xbox games. But the joygasm doesn't end there.  Oh no.  We're also throwing ...

... game doesn't exist but in this case - and the popularity of Chocobos in videogames - it's likely something is in the works. The word 'panic' suggests some kind of frantic gameplay like a time-based puzzle ...