In a new Christmas feature for the UFO Gamers site, we intend to bring you the twelve most desired items that you could possibly get someone whom you love, but is difficult to buy for.

For day one, we bring you the ultimate in hygeine and, let's face it, damned good fun: fanny floss!
Just read the ad:

Where you can get this, I've no idea, but I would recommend that you possibly just buy some regular floss and take a Sharpie to the packaging.