Everyone likes a stay away, don't they.  Of course they do.  So for day seven of our twelve days of Christmas feature, where we bombard you with awesome festive gift ideas for those who you always find hard to buy for at this time of year, we've got a very special place to stay.

Now, who could possibly refuse a visit?  I mean, it's home of the original minnow shot, whatever the fuck that is.  And look, it says resort!  A resort!  So, you can expect...  Oh, I don't know, all-inclusive deals, perhaps, erm, some sort of evening entertainment and, of course, the gift shop as mentioned on the well-designed, eye-catching billboard.  Amazing.