Yes indeed.  We're looking to expand our team by adding some more daily contributors into the newly refurbished offices downstairs on floor 93.  (We wouldn't expect you to actually come into the office; UFO Towers is a hypothetical building anyway, you'd be driving around for ages looking for it.)

So, if you think you've got what it takes, including (but not limited to) an excellent command of the English language, a hankering to say rude things in public, a keen interest in gaming (if not actual ability), a predisposition towards going off-topic very easily and start talking about how annoying it is when you've got a microwave with a turny knob timer instead of a digital timer, so you don't actually know if you're giving the food within enough time to cook because you pretty much have to judge it.  I mean, it's not as if you're going to stand there and go, "one, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand..." for four minutes, stir, then do the same again for another two minutes on full, is it!  Christ...

...then perhaps you might like to join us here at UFO Towers.  Get in touch by emailing me This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and we'll take it from there!