Now, here at UFO, we believe in treating people like adults because, well, we're all heading that way, aren't we.  Aren't we?  Anyway, we did register our podcast as explicit because occasionally, the odd piece of foul language does creep in and in our articles, you shouldn't be surprised to see some shit, the occasional fuck and on the very rarely, a big old cunt, though generally, they're just found living harmlessly in my blog.

As you can see, however, Apple has decided that the word 'balls' in the first episode of our podcast is much too rude to be displayed and has had three of its letters exchanged for asterisks.  Balls!  I mean...  Balls?!  Could there be a less offensive word?

Well, maybe 'petal' or 'loofah', but still, balls is pretty tame.

I'm sure you'll be pleased to note that Crash, Freads and I recorded a new episode of the UFO podcast and I will put it up onto the site as soon as I have finished editing it.

PLEASE NOTE
We want more contact from you, yes YOU, so that we have more crap to talk about on our podcasts.
There are four simple ways to get in touch to ask us something or suggest a topic for discussion and they are:

• The podcast phone-in button.  A simple form where you can either write text or record a voice message we'll play ON AIR!  That's right ON AIR that is to say it will be played ON the actual AIR.  I know.  Amazing.

• The text SHaDOS button.  SHaDOS, as well as being our cheap rip-off of Portal's GLaDOS, is a homicidal, artificially-intelligent computer who does intros and outros for our podcasts, among other things, such as act as a centralised control and security system for UFO Towers.  He loves receiving texts; our technicians are working on why that is and suggests that he might actually receive sexual gratification from them, but those technicians have disappeared now, so, whatever.  You can send SHaDOS a text and have him reply ON AIR!  Click the button for details.

• The Ask LorD button.  Hello.  I'm LorD.  I know everything, just about, and if I don't, then I make an answer up and then bend reality to my will so I will then be correct.  I've had an improvement on last year's correctness percentile and was right 98.2% of the time.  So you can actually ask me anything and I will tell you the answer.  Whether it's matters of the heart (I think I'm gay) or matters of your toaster (pointless toaster dial), I will answer just about anything to a degree of correctness of 98.2%: FACT!  And sometimes, I'll address the questions...  ON AIR!

• Email the podcast staff.  Crash and I are podcast regulars.  You can email us anything you like on the addresses that can be found in the little UFOIAN STAFF module on the furthest column on the right.  It has a little bluey-grey envelope.  Click it.  Email us and if you ask us to, we'll action your mail... Yup, you guessed it: ON AIR!