Our final piece of inspiration for any readers left struggling to find gift ideas after eleven other amazing pointers is simple, yet astoundingly effective.  To be honest, if you've left it this long, you might as well just nip to the all-night garage and get them a slice of quiche and a bag of charcoal, but if you've got a pencil and a candle, then you can make this, the most mighty of all festive gifts:

Indeed, the gift of Waxber will warm even the coldest, most hateful soul this Christmas. 

And to all our readers, from all of the regulars here at UFO Gamers, a very merry Christmas and we wish you all the very best for the big festive day itself.  May you be warmed by the affection and gifts from your loved ones and, failing that, there's always the bizarre liqueurs that always seem to appear at this time of the year.  I mean, who drinks Drambuie at any other time?  And don't forget part one of the tenth Doctor's last adventure at 18.00 on BBC1.