We at UFO love to be contacted by our lovely, lovely readers. That's why we like to make it easy to do so. This article, now linked on the menu for whenever you need a reminder, will tell you of the various amazing ways in which you can get in touch with us here at UFO Towers. Pick one you like, and send us your mushy, depraved, witty, funny and even dull thoughts, comments and ideas.

1) Email
Email is amazing. You just send it. And it's there. Fantastic. You can find a list of UFO staff with links to their email addresses on the left-hand column. But for general enquiries, please contact us by emailing
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That'll get through to us all and we'll sort you out. Oh yes.
2) Forms
The site is packed with a few forms you can fill in. If you want us to discuss something on a podcast, you can use the podcast questions form. If you want to ask LorD any question you can think of (he's right a lot, then use the ask LorD form.
3) Phone
We have three phone numbers you can use to call us at UFO Towers. We also have a UK-based mobile number you can use to send us SMS text messages too!
Our mobile text number that goes straight to our slightly psychotic mainframe computer, SHaDOS is 07779 579102 from the UK and +44 7779 579102 from outside the UK. Your standard rates to Orange UK mobile phones will apply.
Our other phone numbers, based in the UK, Europe and the US are as follows:
| Country |
Number (international) |
Number (national) |
Handy phrase |
| United Kingdom |
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0121 BUM 0 LUV |
| Sweden |
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090 OWL TAIL |
| USA | ![]() ![]() |
347-826-6294 |
DIP VAN NAZI |