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Want some crazy UFO stuff on your mobile phone?! Then all you need to do is download these mp3s and Bluetooth 'em over to your device and set it as your message, email or incoming call alert and you'll be the coolest kid on the block. FACT.
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| UFO Gamers Show (Theme 3) | Download | ||
| UFO Gamers Show (Theme 3) extended version | Download | ||
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UFO Gamers (Theme 2) |
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Theme 2 - extended version |
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Theme 2 loop |
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Hey Lee (letter from Mary) |
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How we do it (full version) |
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Podcast ding |
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Moscow |
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UFO podcast link 1 |
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UFO podcast link 2 |
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UFO podcast link 3 |
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UFO podcast link 4 |
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UFO podcast link 5 |
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UFO clan site loop |
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NixiePixel: Monkey Island, baby |
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QVC: how can I help you |
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Who is it?! |
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Crash's wife |
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Brooky's can of Coke |
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No never no nothing no |
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Guybrush endorses UFO Gamers |
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Posh Radio 4 Lady endorses UFO Gamers |
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Voiceover Man endorses UFO Gamers |
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Celebrity 'what have I got in my hand?' |
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Guybrush Threepwood |
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Elaine Marley |
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Posh Radio 4 Lady |
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Voiceover Man |
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NixiePixel |
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Lara Croft |
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James Papadopoulos |
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Hooty McBoob |
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Hooty: close your ears and pull down your pants |
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Hooty: gozzle goggles |
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Hooty: bish bash bosh |
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Hooty: fuck off message |
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Hooty: Monkey Island, baby |
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Hooty siren |
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Hooty's competition |
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Hooty wreaks havoc |
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Hooty: Abe's teleport |
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Hooty: Bill Gates door-to-door |
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Hooty: boobies |
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Hooty: broom broom! |
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Hooty: collars and cuffs |
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Hooty's facts of life |
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Hooty's a fan, but... |
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Hooty: distorted 'free stuff good' |
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Hooty: Jugworld |
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Hooty reads the MASK theme |
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Hooty does Solid Snake |
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Hooty: minges |
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Hooty: Mr Penis |
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Hooty: nom nom nom nom nom |
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Hooty: quick fap |
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Hooty: sanky-n-frayn-frn-frn-n'explorer |
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Hooty: wanking |
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Hooty: let's get to the point |
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Hooty: the hell's that?! |
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Hooty: utter dog wank |
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Hooty and Xander: what is it? |
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Hooty criticises |
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Hooty identifies UFO's demographic |
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Hooty in pain |
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Hooty's getaway |
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LorD |
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LorD: Pandora's box |
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LorD and Xander: the cock |
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LorD and Xander giggling |
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LorD: erm er um |
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LorD: get it off! |
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LorD: John J Dick |
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LorD: je t'aime |
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LorD: Monkey Island, baby |
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LorD: next! |
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LorD: rancid little boy |
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LorD: sure! |
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LorD: all over the place |
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LorD: impervious to your wiles |
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LorD talks Resident Evil 5 |
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LorD: combo platter |
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LorD: scraping the bottom of the barrel |
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LorD: your rank is noob! |
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LorD and Saber: exporting! |
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LorD and Xander: what have I got in my hand? |
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LorD got back |
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LorD suffers mild surprise |
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Saber |
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Saber: crazy for Coco pops |
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Saber: my god, that's cheesy |
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Saber: oh sweet Jesus |
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Saber: she farts like a man |
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Saber: what's funny? |
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Saber and Hooty bonding |
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Saber crying |
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Saber: is it limp |
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Saber, LorD and Xander |
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Saber: Monkey Island, baby |
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Saber noises |
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Saber: confuzzled |
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Saber plays Dead Space |
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Saber: habazhabababalay |
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Saber: quack |
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Saber: waitwaitwaitadiddlediddlediddle |
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Saber-daber doo! |
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Saber worries about his waynes |
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Xander |
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Xander and Harry Potter |
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Xander and the broomstick |
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Xander: ha hum uh hum |
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Xander is such a freak! |
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Xander and LorD: mm hm! |
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Xander: I love that game |
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Xander: Monkey Island, baby |
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Xander: healthy lifestyle |
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Xander: delayed ding |
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Xander: graceful |
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Xander does Stitch |
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Xander: whenwun |
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Xander: greengrocer pun game |
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Xander endorses UFO: bad French |
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Xander endorses UFO: bad South African |
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Xander endorses UFO: bad Welsh |
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Xander endorses UFO: bad West Country |
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Xander endorses UFO: half-decent Cockney |
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Xander on shifting |
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Xander, LorD and Babbit on age |
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Xander, LorD and Babbit on chanting |
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