This game is from our Mythical games section and, as a result does NOT exist! You can't buy it, unless Ubisoft decide it's worth developing.

Welcome to our latest mythical game: Wii Won't Fit. 

The concept is simple: gain weight.  The game instructs you to purchase a number of fattening foodstuffs - muffins, chocolate, jaffa cakes and so on - and the on-screen prompts show you the best way of consuming these items while expending the least calories.

Everyone knows that we all - even Louise Redknapp - gave up on Wii Fit exactly three days after buying it, so it's a delight to put the balance board into good use once again.  This time, though, you don't stand on it.  Of course not, that would mean spending calories!  No, this time you place the balance board on your chair and sit your soon-to-be-fat arse right on it, allowing the Wii to calculate your flab increase!  Amazing!

Much like Wii Fit, it will graph your weight increase over time and give you advice on how to best cause yourself injury so that you can be laid up in bed for weeks on end.  A points system will keep you off your toes and any unnecessary movement detected by the board will incur penalties!