This game is from our Mythical games section and, as a result, does NOT exist, shame though that is. Don't go trying to pre-order it from GAME or anything silly.

Always wanted to clean the surface of a kitchen counter top without the hassle of doing it for real?  Well my friend now there's Virtual Kitchen Cleaner! Just waggle the Wii remote as normal and you clean kitchen counter tops... virtually!

Yes indeed, this game can supply you with literally minutes of fun as you waggle away those stains, waggle away those spillages, waggle away on the kitchen floor, kitchen counter and even in the oven!  Waggle away grime from cupboards, burnt-in stains on the hob and dig out those old pieces of breakfast cereal from all those little nooks and crannies you often forget!  Virtual Kitchen Cleaner really is the same old waggly shit with a slightly different setting!

Only out on Wii!  (Don't forget to look in six months time for the DS port that makes use of the stylus!  And the microphone!  Blow grime away!  Amazing!)