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Saber's shorts #2 - Foul play

 

foul_play


I've been following The Pacific. It's HBO's new WW2 miniseries and I guess you can call it a spiritual successor to Band of Brothers. It's good, not great, though there are half a dozen episodes just waiting to air and change my mind in the blink of an eye.

A moment from last Sunday's episode inspired today's comic, a moment where PFC Bob Leckie, patroling a jungle surrounding the marine camp, mows down a Japanese patrol with pin-point accuracy. It's not the bloodshed, acting or the claustrophobically dense fauna of tropical jungles that made me think I should draw a short. It was a train of thought that rolled out once I realised Leckie followed the first rule of Fight Club armed conflict - always aim for the head.

I thought: "Hey, if the guys from that patrol were below a standard height, a height Leckie took into consideration when aiming, wouldn't they instantly gain the upper hand?" Of course they would. And then it hit me. Why weren't there any 'people of restricted growth' in the Second World War?

If there's one thing Venture Brothers taught me, then it's that you should never pick on people smaller than you because they're lethal with knives. Just look at the Murderous Moppets. Those bastards are not only stab-happy, foot-tall maniacs, but they are also British. And Brits have the whole deadly wit thing going on, as demonstrated every Wednesday on the UFO Gamers Show.

Afterwards, I kept thinking about ninjas in WW2. Pint-sized ninjas in WW2 and how they could have chopped Leckie to bits just because he expected someone his own size.

And then I went to bed.

 
Comments (6)
Small people
1 Wednesday, 07 April 2010 10:47
Zoe
Loving today's strip. Haven't managed to catch any of the episodes of The Pacific though Smile

I think I could pass for a pint sized ninja lol (am only 5ft1)
PORG
2 Wednesday, 07 April 2010 10:55
LorD
Persons of restricted growth winning a war because of crap aiming. A bizarre and very Saber idea.
Safe Search
3 Wednesday, 07 April 2010 11:13
Sean
I just learnt the importance of safe search on google images. I searched "Dwarf Ninjas" with safe search off and I seen something on page 3 that has scared me for life...
Image 12?
4 Wednesday, 07 April 2010 11:22
Xander
Haha!
Hey LorD...
5 Wednesday, 07 April 2010 11:22
Saber
Wasn't that the reason why those potato headed aliens from Doctor Who conquered so many planets?
Sontarans
6 Wednesday, 07 April 2010 12:35
LorD
No, they conquered planets by arriving en masse and, being unafraid of death, just went hell-for-leather. Plus, they employ a cordolane signal to expand the casings of bullets, rendering projectile fire-arms useless.

But maybe height was a factor. Who can say.

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