Week five: Invasion of the water buckets

Dear Diary,

I'm beginning to think there's a slow invasion going on.  Water buckets.  They're everywhere.  You expect to find things again and again, I suppose, the commonplace items, but this is ridiculous.  Water bucket, water bucket, water bucket.  If I had a pound for every water bucket I found over the course of a day, I'd be rich beyond my wildest dreams.  Or I'd have about £20.  I guess my dreams are pretty tame.

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Water buckets aside, it's been an interesting week.  I helped CaiM, who lives on an island, build the worst bridge ever to be built in the history of people building bad bridges.  It's functional, but boy is it ugly.

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CaiM's house is lovely.  Still a work in progress at this stage, but it's like a plantation manor off of the deep south.  Except he grows pumpkins.  

 

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When I returned home, I found a bear in my house.  Bears are funny things, they tend to be able to magically pass through the foundations of buildings.  Thankfully, I sleep upstairs and these animals appear incapable of negotiating such fixtures, so I sleep soundly knowing that.  Plus, I always sleep with a gun beside my bed.  Just in case they suddenly learn.  Daleks did.  And if all else fails, I can turn a bear into a pin cushion with my bow and arrows.  

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Meanwhile, Draekal has named our settlement, Chocolate Rosebudville.  It sounds very sweet, doesn't it.  I'm not sure what inspired the name, but I quite like it.  It sounds fresh, like a morning dew.  

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And we met someone new the other day, as well.  Kalion, who likes to work with her tits out.  Well, we all have our own little tics, don't we.

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Kalion is building a house near the airfield.  On top of some rocks.  It looks terribly perilous, but I guess it's better than having a ground-level place that can be attacked from all sides.  You gotta be thinking about raiders, see!  

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Well, that's about enough of me wittering on.  I best go and see if I can find any more water buckets.

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